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Gimmer's room, Bright Moon
Adora: You have to help me. I just got invited to Frosta's birthday.
Bow: That's great.
Adora: No. It's terrible, the invitation says "bring a gift". I don't even know what a birthday gift is. We never had birthdays in the Horde. And what am I supposed to do now?
Swift Wind: Did someone say "Swift Wind"?
Glimmer: How long have you been standing there?
Swift Wind: A while. Don't worry, your noble steed is here to help you come up with a perfect present.
Adora: Swift Wind, have you ever been to a birthday party before?
Swift Wind: Never! Ta-da, oats. It's the perfect gift because it's oats.
Glimmer: Why would Frosta want oats?
Swift Wind: Because she doesn't have oats, and these are oats. (laughs) I don't understand the question.
All: (groan)
Swift Wind: (holding a stun baton) Ta-da, gift.
Bow: Is that a stun baton?
Adora: Yeah, I mean cadets are given a lot of these in the Horde, so that's like, a present. Right?
Swift Wind: I got it. How about this? (holding a stick)
Glimmer: A stick?
Swift Wind: It's a food separator. You put it on your plate and then your food doesn't touch.
Bow: It really looks like a stick.
Swift Wind: Apples, everybody loves apples.
All: Nahh.
Swift Wind: This cute doll mm-hmmm?
Glimmer: (whimpers)
Bow and Adora: (whimper)
Swift Wind: Lasso, ye ha!
Adora: (grunts)
Swift Wind: Horseshoes.
All: (shake their heads 'no')
Swift Wind: Stun-baton-doll.
Adora: (winces)
Swift Wind: (blows whistle)
All: (cover their ears and groan)
In the Kingdom of Snows
Swift Wind: Why did we go with the stick?
Adora: We panicked and ran out of time. Oh no, she's gunna hate this.
Swift Wind: I failed to save the day. Oh for the dishonor of Grayskull.
Adora: Happy birthday Princess Frosta, um we didn't quite know what to get you so um, the best we could come up with was...
Frosta: eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You're letting me ride Swift Wind for my birthday? Awesome! Can we go right now?
Adora: Sure.
Frosta: eeeeeEEEEEEEEEE HA HA HA OH woooo (laughing) Yea! This is the best birthday, EVER!
Credits roll